I'm excited beyond words you're here!!!
Our mission is not to get rich, but to build long-lasting, win-win relationships with our customers. Relationships built on trust, honesty, and performance. We're here for slow, stable growth over years to come, not just quick success. The one you trust because they always come through. I care that you're happy and take personal losses in favor of the customer instead of trying to hide something or pass it through. If it's off, we lose, not you!
My goals are simple.
Provide the best possible farm fresh quality, then see how low we can keep the prices, while still allowing room for stability and responsible growth.
All farm fresh is mandatory for us! I do not waiver on this. You can see it in the videos from the sticky squeeze, watch it grow back or just get stuck to itself!
I want happy customers who know what they are getting beforehand!
We're doing FLAT SURFACE, BATCH SPECIFIC VIDEOS! No more seeing what's been fluffed to the top of the bag or hand picked out for photos, or photos from 12 batches ago. You get to see EVERY piece available from every batch, every time, FOREVER!! You get to make informed decisions before you buy, it saves us both a lot of trouble.
On top of that, we package immediately from the table. Every product is sealed with a Boveda pack, within an hour. Packaging from a flat surface allows us to do our best at evening out the packs, no more bottom of the bag packs and they are instantly preserved from the sticky state you see in the video.
No shake - everything is run over a 3/8 screen first. We remove it all!
The Truth - What we do is special, that you can see. If its not really indoor I'm going to tell you. Our craft mix light is honestly better than a good portion of full indoor grows in the country. Coupled with our low profit margins and lower production costs, it's quite possibly the best value on the planet. We've got nothing to hide!
I personally inspect every outgoing product. If I don’t like it, it doesn't make the site or it will be marked down and explained. Nothing leaves our facility unless it gets my seal of approval. No surprises. No misrepresentation.
If for any reason you’re not happy with your order or feel we have misrepresented a product, I will personally handle your customer service!
No robots here — just real, passionate enthusiasts who care about the same things you do!
With your continued support, we'll keep bringing grows worth remembering. Our inventory will always aim to be unique and terp-rich, offering a variety from exotic to budget-friendly options.
What's next:
Exclusive breeder prototypes (unreleased, unseen strains)
Classic strains done right
Top exotics after our cap is lifted. Possible exotic mediums before and some small limited breeding room releases.
Farm-fresh, all-natural craft rosin at just $45
Bulk kief & Grade A exotic shake and more!
Everything.... just everything. I can't wait to show you!
We do not currently sell old, bargain, or low tier strains. Everything is fresh from the farm. Budget options are a priority and I'll make sure there’s always something available at every price point.
We won’t be able to save everyone right away, but with support we will grow responsibly.
We are new to e-commerce and have been capped on sales over the first 3 months. If you're here, you're early, the faster we prove ourselves the more we can bring.
I promise you our flow is not limited from the farms!!!
We will increase inventory levels and selections as demand increases. I'd like to be rotating 2+ 1 oz options at each $10 tier below $100: $50s, $60s, $70s, $80s, $90s, and $100s.
Our products are all fully 3rd party lab tested for compliance and transparency. All organic and pesticide free, our core is all living soil.
We're offering 1 product from our second farm which includes "Full Panel testing". With a much higher testing cost, it covers everything from mold and mildew, to pesticides, heavy metals, toxins and more. This farm is also unlimited, give us your feedback on these COA's. If it's a hit we'll keep it coming to the site. It's nice to know 100%.
Any future expansion will not happen until our shipping infrastructure is fully upgraded to support it.
Fast processing times will ALWAYS be our goal.
If your order isn’t at USPS by the end of the second business day, I will owe you a personal apology!
Sincerely, The Owner